Kraka-Boom!

Lo, did the wanderer burst forth, breaking all bonds of nature and civilization.
He came unto a land, and he called it his land, and there, did he establish a desk. More desks were planned, soon, a desk empire would surely stand. But all must start with one, and this was good.
The desk became a foundation for two computers, and lo, they were good computers. Well, one was good. Shh.
Soon after, the INTERNET came. In a torrential downpour did the gigabit link spread forth and connect one mighty machine to the effervescent glow of the information river.
Slightly after this, another link was made, to the lesser peecee, and this was good. This was called wireless, named so after the lack of wires connecting it to the all-river.
Throughout this, Much GRID was had, on the beastly peecee, and, though troubling at first, it became easier, as skills developed, and became like unto a second life to the wanderer.
But he was a wanderer no longer.
And though it was far from finished, they enjoyed this land, and they called this land:
The Office.

Not the tv show. An actual office. A room, for officiating.

Back from the dead! Here to eat the skin of the dead! I return to your land and I bring with me t3h h4xx0rzzz!