Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Advice: Do not vomit while you sleep.

Just thought you guys might like to know this. I finally fell asleep, finally. All of a sudden, I'm sitting up in bed, with a mouth full of vomit. Hot sticky chunky acid vomit. Run to toilet; vomit. Rinse mouth with water; dry heave. Gulp Pepto Bismol in panic; throw up panick bismol. Call Mal, make her worry. Stupid Dan.

Now that I can clear my throat without vomit coming up, I'm going to go brush my teeth and go to bed.

I feel like that dead dog we saw at the beach, with the decomposing bloated stomach.

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